Whether you’re here for a slow sip, a sharp pint, or a cheeky nibble to stop things going off the rails, you’re among friends. We do properly made cocktails, fresh pints, and snacks worth pretending you only ordered “to share.”

If you want a recommendation, just ask, we love an excuse to talk at length about what we’ve put on the menu. Otherwise, trust your instincts and choose bravely. Worst case scenario, you’ll need another drink to recover. Which feels on brand.

COCKTAILS

FORWARD AND STIRRED

Old Fashioned £10

Strong, smooth, and quietly confident. Bourbon, sugar, and bitters settling in like they’ve already ordered another and you probably will too.

Negroni £12

Bitter, perfectly balanced, and acutely aware of it. Gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth assembled with textbook precision, silently judging your pronunciation and your life choices.

G&V Martini £12

Ice cold and impeccably dry. Gin and vodka in quiet agreement while vermouth makes a fleeting, ceremonial appearance before excusing itself.

Devil’s Soul £12

Smoky, bittersweet, and a terrible influence in good shoes. Bourbon and mezcal lean in close, Aperol plays along, and suddenly your sensible plans are nowhere to be found.

LEFT SHAKEN AND BALANCED

Margarita £11

Sharp, zesty, and full of sunshine confidence. Tequila and lime snapping together like they’ve done this dance a thousand times and still enjoy it.

Spicy Margarita £11

Bright, bold, and moving a little closer than necessary. Fresh lime up front, chilli heat rolling in late, and zero interest in playing it safe.

Cosmopolitan £11

Bright, tart, and dressed to be noticed. Vodka, cranberry, and citrus strutting in like they’ve already decided how the night ends and they’re not asking permission.

Sidecar £12

Elegant, sharp, and absolutely insisting this is all a misunderstanding. Cognac and citrus dressed impeccably, denying everything while the evidence quietly stacks up.

Paper Plane £12

Perfectly balanced and slightly deranged. Bourbon and citrus circling endlessly like a brilliant recluse with nothing but good ingredients, bad ideas, and a growing collection of pi—never mind.

Midori Kotoba £12

Sharp, herbal, and impeccably mannered. Gin, green botanicals, and citrus speaking softly, precisely, and with absolute confidence they’re the most interesting thing on the page.

Naked & Famous £12

Smoky, bright, and far more polished than the name suggests. Mezcal and citrus turning heads, making eye contact, and pretending this all comes very naturally.

El Diablo £12

Sweet, spicy, and dressed to cause trouble. Tequila, cassis, and ginger smiling sweetly, wearing something inappropriate, and absolutely knowing the effect they’re having.

LONG AND REFRESHING ALLEGEDLY

Tom Collins £10

Bright, clean, and proudly dependable. Like Phil Collins’ long lost brother, big on air drums, suspiciously punctual, and absolutely convinced this is the best one on the list.

Americano £12

Bitter, light, and impeccably put together. Campari and vermouth topped with soda, quietly judging your shoes and wondering why you thought that jacket was a good idea.

Mojito £11

Cool, crisp, and pretending it’s effortless. Rum, lime, and mint keeping things light while quietly reminding you how refreshing bad decisions can be.

Dark ‘n’ Stormy £12

Brooding, volatile, and impossible to predict. Ginger beer and dark rum swinging moods like a tropical system rolling in—brief calm, sudden chaos, then pretending nothing happened.

BACK TO MINE FOR COFFEE AND DESSERT

Espresso Martini £11

Glossy, wired, and running on audacity alone. Vodka and espresso keeping you upright, unapologetic, and very clear that sleep is not part of tonight’s plan.

Lemon Meringue £13

Sweet, glossy, and absolutely convinced it’s living a Manhattan fantasy. In reality it’s pure lemony indulgence with big hair energy and a soft centre, flirting wildly from somewhere just off the M6.

A BIT RUM AND TROPICAL

Mai Tai £11

Convinced it’s from the Big Island. Actually Pound Shop Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Rum, almond, and pineapple flexing hard and hoping confidence does the heavy lifting.

Piña Colada £10

Creamy, nostalgic, and absolutely certain it’s sophisticated now. Rum, coconut, and pineapple talking a big game, flashing a bit of gold, and promising this time it’s definitely legit. Lovely jubbly.

Singapore Sling £13

Loud, long, and wildly overdressed. Gin, cherry, citrus, and spice heading off to South East Asia on dubious means, an open return ticket, and a strong belief it’ll all work out.

FIZZ COCKTAILS

Garibaldi Sbagliato £12

Campari, orange, and bubbles doing their thing with cheerful confidence. Nobody’s quite sure why Doreen keeps calling him Gary Baldy when his name is clearly Gregg, but it all works out in the end.

Aperol Spritz £12

Bitter like your ex, but much more refreshing. Aperol and prosecco keeping things light, bubbly, and thankfully easier to move on from.

Hugo Spritz £12

Light, floral, and far too easy to say yes to. Elderflower and bubbles drifting in like they’re only here for one and absolutely lying.

CHAMPAGNE COCKTAILS

Cosmo Spritz £12

Vodka, cranberry, orange liqueur, and bubbles trying to keep it glamorous. Fully convinced it’s Manhattan chic, despite clearly being at the Outback at 01:50 and texting someone it absolutely shouldn’t.

Kir Royal £14

Champagne and blackcurrant doing very little and doing it beautifully. Polished, indulgent, and quietly disappointed you even had to ask what it is.

Lost My Cherry £14

Almond, cherry, and brut Champagne blushing furiously as something important just happened. Wide eyed, a little overwhelmed, and insisting it didn’t expect this even though it absolutely did.